If a Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week show in Miami was anything to go by, the fashion industry have little idea of what the average bloke would want to wear at the beach. Forget the fashionistas, Billabong, Rip Curl, Mambo, or Aussiebum will do very fine.
There was the conventionally sexy …
the plain boring ..
the silly and the too-small …
the morbid …
the tragic …
some quite short and some too long …
and a few that were fun and wearable.